An attempt at a brief, personified tale of the life of the mathematical function ex.
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“Hey ex, have some integers.” yelled his mother, esin x.
“I am not hungry ma!” our hero shouted back.
“I am tired of taking integers day in day out.” he mumbled.
“We heard that” shrieked his mother.
“Then do something about it”
His mother came to his domain (room).
“Listen baby, you’re still very young, your tiny little stomach may not handle complex functions at this age” she said, comforting him.
“Now come on, have some integers, then you can go play with your friends.”
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