Friday, 6 September 2013

Digvijay Singh Hospitalized Following an Overuse of Common Sense

Congress party’s very own KRK equivalent, Digvijay Singh, was hospitalized early in the morning following some mental instability.
It is speculated that his behavior was the result of a rational argument with his milkman and sabjiwaala which might have burdened his brain with this unusually demanding job of logic.
His family seemed worried and said this was alarming since he hasn’t used his brain ever since he joined Congress and may have a severe consequence.
The milkman and the sabjiwaala have been booked for harassment and for ‘compelling a politico out of his comfort zone’. (Both of them gave up midway of the argument, unable to digest his logic).
With an IQ of 43, Digvijay Singh is one of the smartest members of the Congress and the party members seemed mindful of this fact. Sonia ji, Rahul baba and other members have been pouring in to wish Digvijay a speedy recovery. Raj Babbar sent his Rs.12 ‘get well soon’ greeting card and Mr. Moily expressed his solidarity in a press conference after 8 pm.
An inside source, begging to be named, has told Faking News that Digvijay Singh is stable and the doctors have recommended him to continue with his statements in the media.
The medical staff taking care of him has been quarantined fearing contamination with his brain wreckage. He will be unleashed (read discharged) for the country to bear after some more tests. “Oh shit” was the most common expression after this news.

This post has also been published on Faking News.

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