Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Congressional Honour and Ultimate Talented Indians Year-end Awards (C.H.U.T.I.Y.A)

With due credits to and respect for Congress, we present the Year-end awards for chutiyap and pseudo-chutiyap in fields ranging from negative infinity to positive infinity. Read on, have fun and look for these characters in the year to come…
The Banjo-Macho Award For Language…
Virat Kohli
He deserves this honor hands down. He has represented the typical Delhi-ites on a global level and he gets this award for his contribution to promoting the Delhi-ite’s culture every time he reaches a landmark figure. His trademark finger salute gets a special mention too.
Shri Shri 108 Lord Sir Ravindra Jadeja ji Maharaj Award For Cricketing Brilliance…
Rohit Sharma
Graduating from a 2-min Maggi-man to pushing Sachin Tendulkar to a third spot on a record list, this award goes to Rohit Sharma for his breathtaking innings of 209(158) against Australia. Guru Jadeja would be so proud.
The ‘Joker’ Award For Cinematic Excellence…
Vivek Oberoi
Fending off tough competition from the likes of stalwarts Uday Chopra and Abhishek Bachhan, Vivek Oberoi takes home this award for his unparalleled role in this year’s blockbuster amalgam of X-men and bullshit – Krissh 3.
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